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Dwarf Fortress patch notes
2004
- Made them care about clothes more
2005
- Fixed a bug where animals could rent rooms
- Fixed bug with animals picking out clothes to wear
- Fixed bug with mules shitting luggage
- Cleaned up the bear situation
2006
- Added cat butchery
- Fixed problem with undead passing out from strangling
- Made the corpses of small animals that die out of water stop teleporting
- Made dwarves care if you melt down their masterpieces
- Stopped soldiers from going to parties
- Added mouths
- Added an aperture flag that stops mouths from being gouged out
2007
- Stopped children from buying shops
- Stopped happy thoughts from sleeping in beds in amazing dining rooms
- Fixed bug where all the local rock turned into sky whenever migrant groups were created anywhere in the world
- Made semimegabeasts get along better with their cave friends
- Fixed a problem with blood hanging in the air
- Stopped elves from being pleased with unethical trades
2008
- Stopped children and babies from joining you on your adventures
- Allowed dwarves to get married
- Made thieves and their support groups respect each other
- Stopped booze food from melting, even though it probably should
- Made dungeon masters happy with their cloaks and boots again
- Made all undead respectful of one another
- Fixed problem with the king coming early and not actually showing up
- Stopped aerial births
- Fixed problem causing dwarves to target harmless insane people while making evil creatures spare them and babies
- Stopped looping dwarves from constantly trying out gloves and boots when they should just pick one and go
2010
- Alligators have hair and other unintended attributes
- Rain kills everything it lands on
- Dwarves given their choice of weapons will choose ones too big to use
- Humans in Farming houses are naked
- Tigerman does not have ears
- Blind cave bears have front toes on both front and rear feet
- Magma crabs drown in magma
- Dead dwarves remain in their squads
2011
- RODENT MAN has no teeth
- Honeycombs get encrusted with jewels
- Zombie hens claiming nests and laying "regular" eggs
- Dwarves come to hospital to Rest without injuries (and also endless tooth surgery)
- Dwarves play tug of war with caged animals marked for slaughter
- Serpent Men can Kick
- ALL primates have front and back legs (with accompanying feet), no arms or hands, yet have fingers, somewhere
- Rodent men don't use their new teeth to bite
2012
- Ghost of vampires still drink blood
- Sleeping on a melting iceberg results in waking up as a demon or other underground creature
- Boots don't count as shoes, military gets bad thoughts
- Vampire accuses baby of killing victim
- Dwarf children die from embarrassment at not being dressed at age 2
- Weasels probably shouldn't be found on glaciers
- Undead cat can adopt dwarf
- Vampires who have been scouts brag about murders they committed while scouting
- Undead dwarf contracted were-chameleon curse
2014
- Dwarf misses completely unrelated dwarf
- Fat dwarves eating causes lag
- Copper coins pass through this boar when thrown at it
- Zombies start conversation with necromancer adventurer who tries to sleep in their house
- Dwarf tries to clean missing body part
- Animals all try to graze from pasture's top left corner, starvation ensues
- Social skill gains by attending parties is off the charts
- Animals get attached to clothes they're wearing
2015
- Animal breeding is prevented if animals aren't "willing to marry"
- Moon snail men can't punch or see
- Cats dying for no reason - alcohol poisoning?
- Seems impossible to satisfy a need for "introspection"
- Frozen in time; no way to re-enter time continuum
- Incorrect use of "whom" in elf.txt
- Nonlethal fall onto upright spike causes unreasonably high skill gain
- Dwarfs refuse to use picks after unforbidding said picks while traders are present with their own picks
- Giraffe is trainable for war
2016
- All animals are described as "Gigantic"
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